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Kinja'd!!! "TheOnelectronic" (theoneelectronic)
10/16/2015 at 21:08 • Filed to: None

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Spotted in a parking lot. At first I thought the car had a covering of ice, but that doesn’t often happen in 70 degree weather. It’s hard to make out from the photo, but the whole car has a sort of sheen and texture to it. What can even do this?


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:10

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Looks like glue and rock salt?


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:10

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Donut Frosting.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:11

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Primer under a shitty paint job?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:14

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Crack.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:15

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Accumulated sap collection from parking under a tree can do that, but I’ve never seen it that bad.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:16

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The car has been ejaculating slowly over time. The sun dries it up quickly.


Kinja'd!!! Kit 'Haddy' Iwamatsu > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:17

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It was painted with latex house paint and a roller.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:18

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He siliconed every window 15 years ago maybe?


Kinja'd!!! JCAlan > TheOnelectronic
10/16/2015 at 21:25

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Marty’s here, and the Doc decided to forgo doing it “with style.”